Wait guys I don’t know if I can smoke this weed, let me ask my mom first
Rebloggable by request
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
That moment when you take some klonopin and you just lay in bed all warm and fuzzy and just content all while knowing one minute later you can be crying your eyes out but just right now you can be ok
- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
I love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
“One of the cruellest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.”
– Douglas Coupland (via in-finitus)
you’ve got a pretty obvious tell.
i think what i dislike so much about school there’s this shove-down-your-throat emphasis on exams, and grades, and coursework, to the point where (as a person who enjoys learning) i don’t enjoy what i’m being taught. to the point where it can make me mentally unwell, and there’s really something fucking wrong about that.
THIS IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE. TOO ACCURATE FOR WORDS.
When my therapist is booked for a while I’m like:
